| Friend: | There's nothing worse than death. |
| Me: | Final seasons. |
| Me: | Post-concert depression. |
| Me: | When there's no food. |
| Me: | Fictional characters dying. |
| Me: | Hipster blogs. |
| Me: | Crying over bands. |
| Me: | When ships aren't canon. |
| Friend: | .... |
| Me: | When penises appear on your dash while your mother is watching. |